Lowest Forms of Life

I've been meaning to post this for years, so here goes:

I'd have to say that the lowest form of life on the planet isn't a single-celled organism, it's the paparazzi.

The second lowest form of life would probably be the consumers of their work: celebrity magazine writers and editors.

The third lowest form of life is definitely anyone who enjoys watching celebrity gossip television or celebrity gossip magazines/blogs.

Don't believe me? Look at people who care about celebrity culture: