Asian guys have small pricks?

Asian guys have small pricks? hahahahaha!! That's a stereotype I had never heard about until recently. But it's really pretty funny, if you think about it. I mean, how did that notion ever come about? Now, I really wouldn't know if there's any truth to that rumor, but I'm gonna venture a guess that it must be true for the most part. Otherwise, how would that notion have developed? Now here's why I think this small penis thing is true... Hear me out: Everyone knows that Asians have a tendency to be very smart and practical when it comes to how they spend their money. They're always looking for the best deals, and they want the most value for their hard earned cash. But how can one explain the popularity of import cars among so many Asian guys? These fellas spend more money on worthless little doodads to trick out their puny little rice-rockets than those rockets are worth! The only explanation for this anomalous impracticality is that it's easier to enhance one's ride than it is to enhance one's little weiner. This tendency to compensate for certain shortcomings might also explain Asians' fascination with brand names. In May, when I traveled from Shanghai to Beijing, to Hong Kong, I couldn't help but notice how label-conscious they are over there. It's all Bally-this, Louis Vuitton-that, Gucci-this, Prada-that. (See my previous post on ASIANS & THEIR LABELS) What do you think? Can anyone come up with a better explanation?