Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Asian guys have small pricks?

Asian guys have small pricks? hahahahaha!! That's a stereotype I had never heard about until recently. But it's really pretty funny, if you think about it. I mean, how did that notion ever come about? Now, I really wouldn't know if there's any truth to that rumor, but I'm gonna venture a guess that it must be true for the most part. Otherwise, how would that notion have developed? Now here's why I think this small penis thing is true... Hear me out: Everyone knows that Asians have a tendency to be very smart and practical when it comes to how they spend their money. They're always looking for the best deals, and they want the most value for their hard earned cash. But how can one explain the popularity of import cars among so many Asian guys? These fellas spend more money on worthless little doodads to trick out their puny little rice-rockets than those rockets are worth! The only explanation for this anomalous impracticality is that it's easier to enhance one's ride than it is to enhance one's little weiner. This tendency to compensate for certain shortcomings might also explain Asians' fascination with brand names. In May, when I traveled from Shanghai to Beijing, to Hong Kong, I couldn't help but notice how label-conscious they are over there. It's all Bally-this, Louis Vuitton-that, Gucci-this, Prada-that. (See my previous post on ASIANS & THEIR LABELS) What do you think? Can anyone come up with a better explanation?

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll show you mine and let you all know if this rumour is true or not.

2:40 AM  
Blogger Braving the Arirang said...

I think you hit the nail on the head. And I can't believe you've never heard that stereotype before!! All growing up - whenever I first started dating Asian guys - they would always feel the need to prelude before intimacy with either end of the spectrum. For example, I would hear either "You know what they say about Asians, I don't think I am going to be very big to you..." or "You know what they say about Asians is wrong, this shiet here ain't Asian persuasion."

When I fell in love with my first non-Asian male, his thing was to say "You know you won't be able to go back to the small penis after you've had mine." (meaning Asians)

I think it definitely has something to do with Asian males fascination with cars, or just Asian cultures in general being easily sucked in my superficial characteristics. (ie: for Koreans, it's big eyes, pale skin, brand names, fast cars, who do you know)

The idea is that if you're spending so much time concerned with how big or how small or how fly something is - you must be compensating for something else.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at the end of the day all girls love money and thats something that a huge majority of asians have..so maybe you should think to yourself...am i writing this article because some small dick asian is going to have a better life than me, more money than me, more cars than me, bigger house than me...maybe i should downplay them to compensate for my short comings like the fact that im probably broke going nowhere in life...but no worries i have a bigger dick than them lol.... get a clue asshole money makes the world go round and just cause ur mad you don't have alot of it i'll just bash on the smaller dick guy who would probably kick ur ass any day without a doubt..get a real job..blogging is a hobbie

1:12 PM  
Blogger SoulSnax said...

Hey anonymous... No one can argue with you on those points. You are most probably correct.

But I just want to be clear about the purpose of my post: I don't mean to bash anyone for any of their (perceived) shortcomings, because I don't think that Asians have any real shortcomings that need to be compensated for. I really believe that.

I was just simply noting my observations about some things that I've noticed among my people that really fascinate me, which is Asians' affinity for rice rockets and brand names. As an Asian myself, It really fascinates me because I'm not like that at all, but there's no denying that many of my Asian brothers and sisters do fit in with those stereotypes (about the cars and the brand-name addiction), whether we like it or not.

Oh, and for the record: I am indeed Asian (Filipino), I'll gladly show you my unit if you want to see if there's any truth to that stereotype. And I don't need a job, because jobs are for people who need money, and people like me don't need a whole lot of money anyway because not only do I have a lot of it already... I'm not materialistic either. I don't trick out my rice rocket, and my wife doesn't piss money away on Louis Vuitton, Bally, Prada or Gucci.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off, you're probably really really ignorant about the car thing so don't blab about rice rockets when you probably don't know anything about cars. Men whether they are Asian or not, usually like to build cars- so you calling out "Asians" in general with their "rice rockets" makes you really ignorant. It's a hobby shared by all cultures- trust me. And then you're talking about Asians and labels. Of course they are gonna go for brand names because to them it's luxury.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yall is a bunchA sand monkey lovers. im a whitey and im 15 and my dingaling is like a fire hose. asians smell funny and have bad teeth and tiny dicks. and there all tiny. accept for yow ming. he my rice nigga.

2:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

homeboy, i'm asian and have a 300zx tt...on the forum i belong to it's nothing but white dudes. So I guess they're compensating huh?

And that asian girl (more than likely) who posted about the dicks, you're so typical of an asian girl these days...quick to talk shit about an asian guy, have fun with your half white half asian child...which shouldn't even be asian because you'd rather be white.

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

white guys like asian girls cause they got small dicks

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very typical of white guys brave under cover...see their arse ran with the thought of going to Iraq---losers

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Asian Guy Gets The Girl said...

Asian guys don't just go to any girl..unlike some people..

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urban Dictionary -
Asians have small penises: FALSE! Almost all academic study and scientific research ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9 inch penis, there is one with a 3 inch one. And for every Asian with a 7 inch penis, there is one with a 5 inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises. Yes, penises smaller than Asians. This is fact! This information has also been known for a long time, but people like to perpetuate myths.

10:13 PM  
Blogger SoulSnax said...

Dude those are awesome statistics! Thanks for the info. That's some thorough research.

10:58 PM  

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