If I believed in reincarnation...

Speaking of suicide... if I really believed in reincarnation, I would have killed myself by now. It would probably be easiest way for me to start my career all over again.

I'm thirty, married, and living in the ghetto. When I was growing up, the last place I ever thought I'd be living was in the ghetto. But I'll tell ya one thing: one good thing about being broke is that I know my wife didn't marry me for my money. Interestingly, we've set ourselves the goal of making our first million within the next two years. First million what? Pesos? no problem. I'll let you know how that goes.