New Gimmick for all those Trend Chasers...

I coulda sworn this horizontal dining trend was big a few years back, but I guess it's getting its second wind. Dining in bed... so what's next? I got an idea for the next trend-chasing gimmick: I propose opening a new restaurant in TriBeCa. We'll call it John. But instead of lying in bed, everyone will sit on toilets. Food will be served in the Brazilian churrascaria style, so you won’t ever have to get up. Instead of all you can eat, it’ll be “all the food your rectum can handle.”

Dining in Bed South Beach Style