Dreaming of Twins...

No, it wasn't a Doublemint commercial. These twins were about four or five years old, arguing with each other. They were calling each other names, and one of the twins called the other "aftabuh." After trying to figure out what he was saying, I realized that he called his twin an "afterbirth." The other twin said, "No, I'm not. I was born first. You're the afterbirth!"